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Friday, August 14, 2009

Obviously They're Doing Something Incorrectly

Coming to you straight from the depths of Cowboy Curtis' infinite time to find crazy news articles for me to rant about, here's a quickie. Again, yes, pun intended.

Doing Something Wrong


When I first read this article I thought that I had read something incorrectly, so I moved my eyes back to the top of the page and parused the verbiage once again. To my dismay, I had indeed read the article correctly, 88% of people in Amsterdam found a trip to the potty more pleasurable then having sex ??!! Let me state that once again, the restroom over sex?? Holy hell, someone needs to declare a state (or country for that matter) of emergency in Amsterdam. And for the record, I am by no means a sex addict or anything of that magnitude, but never ever would I fathom saying that I enjoyed relieving my bowel and kidneys over having an orgasm. I go to the restroom b/c it's a part of life, a necessity if you will.

I'm quite curious to know where did they chose the demographics for this survey? Perhaps from the patient files of a gastroentonologists office? Or maybe the first 1,000 people to purchase a box of Immodium AD at their local CVS? These statistics just don't make sense to me, and for that matter, probably never will.

Love your life, and for the sake of one's well being..love sex too!
Mel

1 comment:

Cowboy Curtis said...

My guess is that since European bathing standards are a bit more (ahem) relaxed, nobody wants to get close enough to...well, you know.

Or, Duch chicks are really fat and/or ugly.