"I'll Give An Honest Effort.."

This is a fantastic article that I just had to share with my loyal readers if I do infact have any left.

Here's the link:
Failed 72 Times

So this Soupolos character discovers he's sterile,but desperately wants kids. Obviously the most logical thing to do would be to scout the neighborhood for someone to start regularily banging your wife. Isn't that what most people would do? I can picture a conversation going something like this, well actually this is the scenario that just popped into my head.
:::knock, knock, knock:::

Soupolos: "Hi, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind have unprotected sex with my wife for a period of 6 months, or until she's pregnant."

Neighbor: "Ah, no buddy. Gonna pass on that,but I hear the guy at 3508 might be game for that, 'specially since wife really isn't anything to write home about."

I mean honestly, how exactly would you bring up that conversation with someone. Perhaps over a hand of Texas Holdem, or a 12 pack of Budlight. Truthfully, I can't really think of a time and/or place where that conversation would not be 368% just plain awkward.

What's even better is the twist that the article took when good ol' Maus turns up sterile as well and he finds out that Mrs. Maus has been screwin' around with the mail man (or perhaps the guy at 3508 who has the jacked up wife.) Priceless.

The best excerpt from this article has to be this one.."three evenings a week for six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 times, to impregnate Traute."

Germany Adulteration Awesomeness at it's finest. Can't help but love it.

Love Your Life (and obviously your neighbor.)

Mel