Not sure if this article is legit or not, but it's funny none the less, especially with all the cliches and puns. What normal person hasn't refrained from "shooting a bunny" in the presence of a possible suitor? But crapping your pants on a first date...? I would be mortified!! Word to the wise folks, skip the ethnic food until you're comfortable with each other's bowel movements.
Useless Trivia from the mind of Mel
Did you know Sigmund Freud has a theory on babies shitting themselves for pleasure? And no, I'm not making that up either. Read up on Freud's Psycho Sexual Development here (see anal stage.)
Side Note: Education stuff on my page for once, who would have "thunk it". haha
Maybe it's possible that this lady was trying to calm her first date jitters. I mean, I usually stick to a straight shot of Grey Goose Vodka before I leave the house, but hey, different strokes for different folks I suppose. :)
Now, back to the point of this posting..as I am kill time at work, since it's kinda slow today.
Here's the actual Craiglist Ad. - (Click on Image to Enlarge)
Love your life and "Cajun Tots" (especially on a first date)-
Mel xo
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