"Slow People Are People Too, Right?"

This is a repost that I took from my ridiculously funny friend Andre. He always cracks me up with his day to day experiences. Had to share this one with you all.
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Here's a comment from "Dipshit of the Day"... (which is sometimes me, but today its someone else, hehe =)

So for my new job with the Wyndam corporation, I've had to go through various hurdles like a drug test, background check, and various paperwork and certification testing with the State of Nevada before I can even begin training- which has been a pain in the ass, but for this job totally worth it.

Its been a long process, but I've passed everything with flying colors and finally starting tomorrow, so I'm excited! But today, I had to go in for fingerprinting and there was this dude there who worked for the agency and he kinda looked like like Debo the big dumbass from the movie "Friday".

Well, after speaking with him for a few minutes, he immediately establishes himself as a bit slow- which is fine, slow people are people too, right? So anyway, after I fill out some paperwork, he goes into the back room to process my background info.

Ten minutes later he walks out and asks me where I was born, which I had to clearly write down on the paperwork I gave him. I look up and tell him what I wrote down, "I was born in the city of Beltzi, in the country of Moldova".


To which he gives me a puzzled look and with all seriousness replies,

"Well, I can't find it...

Were you born anywhere else?"


"If it wasn't for people like you, I wouldn't be so smart."


-Andre