DEAR LORD! This is just absurdity!

Hokay, it kind of goes without saying that living in Orlando, it’s safe to assume that I see my fair share of silicone enhancements on a consistent basis. While I do not think that every female who has them really truly needs them, I certainly, by no means, consider myself to be a prude, and really have no problems with them or anyone who gets them. Heck, as of late, I’ve even contemplated the idea for myself with the lack of “girls” that I seem to now be blessed with as a result of working out on a continual basis. (It’s a give and take apparently, lol.)
Anyways, fine, get yourself a set of saline jugs if that’s what you so desire to enhance your outer image. I will not judge you, or think differently of you, whether it be out of pure necessity or strictly vanity. The choice is still yours.
Now, with all that laid out on the table, let’s get to the article at hand.

HOLY HOOTERS!!
**Make sure you check out the photo slide show (linked on that web page) for more pics of this jewel and her ginormous breasts!!**

Part of me is tempted to just write to this woman (although most of you know that I wont actually do it) and ask her WTF is wrong with her. Let’s be serious here. These things aren’t DD’s, these puppies are 36MMM’s. Let me reiterate that, triple M’s!! Just by looking at them, I'd say that they are the equivalent to a basketball, a Thanksgiving Day Turkey, a classroom style globe, or perhaps even a small child curled up into fetal position. Why would anyone mutilate themselves to such a horrific extent? Dear Busty Maxi, your breasts are disgusting. The end.