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Monday, May 19, 2008

Cleanup on the Interstate: Oreo Cookies Everywhere!

Fellow Readers: I am back from my week long excursion to the beach. Not much to write about, but I did manage to find this article that goes along with the theme of a couple of others from the last several weeks.

Oreo Cookies Galore!!


So it appears, that for the third time in the last month some ass jack driving an 18 wheeler has somehow managed to dump the entire contents of his semi truck all over the highway... this time the spillage is none other than double stuffed oreo cookies. And unfortuntely this calamity didn't take place in Florida, but instead on an Illinois State Highway.

So to recap in the past month the following food items have been strewn all over our nations highways:
1) A Plentiful Amount of Jello Pudding Snack Packs
2) A Shit Ton of Gatorade Bottles
3) A Hoegillion Double Stuffed Oreos

How exactly does this keep happening? If Cowboy Curtis has anything to say about it.. he'll blame the Squirrel Queda!

More stuff soon-
Mel

1 comment:

Unknown said...

My office organized a service project to go clean up the interstate. We were able to pick up trash and other things that didn't belong there. It would be crazy if we went there and had to pick up this many Oreos. http://adelaidestarremovals.net.au