Updates...

For no particular reason at all, I'll kill the last 20 minutes of my late lunch today with some useless praddle from the mind of Mel. In no particular order, here's goes.

1) Everyone really NEEDS to checkout TuckerMax.com...there I even hotlinked it (or whatever the heck that conveniency is called) for you all to easily access. He is by far the largest scumbag I have ever come across in my entire 29 years on this planet, but he is alas also a brilliant writer and seriously entertaining. His stories are far none to anything I could EVER imagine doing in my wildest dreams. It's worth the read, I can assure you folks.

2) I think that my so called "30-day plan" has officially become a flop. It's not that I can not refrain from communication from the opposite sex, it's just that with my two week long birthday celebration and week long hiatus to the beach, I've needed to (for one reason or another) contact alleged arch enemies (aka guys) for what (I'm sure at the time) seemed like a legitimate reason. Reflecting back, only about half of those contacts were actually deemed necessary, but I'm willing to admit my faults, so whatever, I get partial credit. Perhaps I'll kick it up again on the first of June and try to be more dilligent in my efforts. Yes, I know excuses are like assholes, everyone's got one, yadda, yadda, yadda...

3) To start off my Monday morning on just the right foot, let me tell you how this glorious days started off for me. In order to make good use of the numerous Starbucks gift cards that I received for my birthday, I decided to stop at the "Holy Land" on the way to work this morning. First off, I somehow managed to score prime parking in front of the Starbucks on Park Ave that surprisingly doesn't require pole vaulting my Mazda into a tiny parallel parking spot. In addition to my sweet score on the parking spot, I walk in to see a very attractive guy with the biggest dimples ever beaming at me from behind the counter. He just kept smiling at me, and I know I was turning 4 shades of purple from blushing. Needless to say, I considered this guy to be super super cute, so much so infact that he ever got me all flustered and I nearly forgot what I was ordering, lol. As I was walking out the door, he made it a point to tell me "to have a great day, and come back to visit soon." I wanted to spin around and reply ,"you can bet your sweet ass I will."--But I refrained from doing so. Needless to say, this is horrible for my starbucks habit! :) :::sigh:::
What is it with my and always developing crushes on guys that either regularily patronize said location or now ever worse....work there!

Back to work now.