Who Says Pot is Harmless?

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Pot Smoker Pumps Gas

So this article is pretty short, and I only have a few things to say but they are all valid questions.

1) I've know some pretty big stoners in my lifetime, but Jesus H, how much bowls do you have to burn in order to think it's okay to pump gas into an imaginary car??!!

2) After a moment of the gas splashing the ground wouldn't that be enough time to realize that maybe, just maybe you were hallucinating to the point where you realized there wasn't actually a car sitting in front of you??

3) Due to our less than superb economical state, most gas pumps are prepaid now..correct? Ok. So, I'm going to assume the obvious that our mentally challenged friend Josh probably didn't walk inside to pay cash, b/c the gas station attendant would have noticed the lack of vehicular substance located at pump number ___(fill in the blank.) So, by process of elimination, this dude also had to go thru the steps of entering his PIN # and other pertinent information on the keypad before the started to juice up his pretend ride.

4) No one else around him noticed anything a bit peculiar when this cat walked up to the pump obviously lacking one of the key crucial elements to be at a gas station in the first place??

and lastly....

5) WTF? Can you imagine what would of happened to this guy had he tried to light up another joint while he was pumping his gas. WOW.

Congratulations Joshua L. Moore you might quite possibly be the largest stoner east of the Mississippi!

Special Thanks to Cowboy Curtis for rootin up this awesome article!