This has to be quick, but it was blog worthy none the less...
I just had the funniest scenario ever pop into my head when I thought of this scene.
(First get a visual of a man using his blue tooth headset, kneeling down on the ground, eating pudding and/or Jello off of the asphalt with a recycled fast food plastic spoon, or whatever home made utensil he can conjure up from the glove box of his car.) Awesome!
"Um, I'm going to be a little late into work this morning, I'm currently indulging in a nutrition filled breakfast of Jello Snack Packs on the shoulder of I-95."
Additionally... thats a large amount of dairy messyness on the highway. That oughta smell nice and ripe by I'd say... oh about high noon today. YUM! Word to the wise, if you are drivin' thru Flagler County on I-95 for the next few days, turn your A/C off and windows up!
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