How exactly does this happen?

First the link...
Woman Surprised to Wake Up and Find She's Gotten New Implants!

So let's disect this for a minute shall we? You go to your doctor, you tell him that you've triumphantly successfully completed Richard Simmons fat camp, but the truth is likely that you ate yourself to a hefty 400 lbs and then begged the government to pay for your gastric bypass b/c you were close to death and couldn't afford to pay for the surgery yourself.
Either way, you've lost a boatload of weight and now as a result have a plethera of extra flabby skin hanging from your body, so you decide to see a plastic surgeon to help you to look like a svelt 33 year old once again. You have a consultation, he describes the procedure, a little snip here, a little tuck there, a few sutures later and voila! You're a new wrinkle free 33 year goddess who now resembles a cross between Frankenstein (from all the scars) and Jenna Jamison. Fast forward to the day of surgery. Every surgical procedure that I have ever had involved a pre-op consultation, but perhaps they do things differently in Germany.. I dunno.

But from watching a plentiful amount of plastic surgery shows on TLC, Discovery Channel, and the Discovery Health Channel I know one thing is for certain... When the doctor starts drawing lines all over your girl parts on your chest, it a) isn't a kinky hospital sex game and b) he isn't trying to play tic-tac-toe with you. He's measuring you and drawing guidelines to ensure that the end result is a perfectly symmetrical set of silicone "girls." Therein lies my confusion..!!?? Did they administer the sleepy time drugs to her before they drew hopscotch all over her chest, or is the woman just plain ignorant all together? My point is this..if you wake up with a giant set of hooters that you didn't want to begin perhaps you should begin to realize that 99% of men look at your chest in the first place! You ate yourself to obesity, then wanted a miraculous new body which was to make you more attractive to (I'm assuming) the other sex, so you got it, what the hell is the problem here? Am I missing something? You are obviously on the same level of brain functionality as that of a 5 year old girl if you didn't realize that you were getting breast implants. Sueing a hospital for your lack of intelligence in comprehending that you were getting a new set of jugs? I mean really, who does that??!! In the spirit of the great words of Cowboy Curtis.. atleast this woman's vote doesn't count towards the fate of who runs our country!!