"No Means No"

I haven’t blogged in awhile, but someone sent me this new article, and it most definitely merited a short blurb. The best part is the caption under the photograph “No means No!” [says the] Raccoon.

First the article:
Toothy Raccoon Fights Back

And now, my 2 cents....
Now, while I’m quite aware that most males will stick their member in anything that resembles a pleasure filled spot, I’m still a bit perplexed as to why this guy was trying to rape a raccoon. At what point in time would it EVER (!!??) be a good idea to stick your dick into a rabid raccoon? I would pay damn good money to be a fly on the wall of the ER when this guy came in explaining of his dilemma. Or to witness the face of the doctor who had to listen to this moron pleading case for reconstruction.
If you’re stupid enough to try and rape a forest vermin, you just might deserve to have your penis chomped off by said furry friend. In the great words of Napoleon Dynamite, “Friggin Idiot!!”

Love your life (instead of Raccoons)
Mel