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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Nothing of Importance--Just Babbling

The time is 12:42 pm and I have a few minutes to spare before my lunchtime is over, so I figured that I'd write a little something to pacify my readers since it's been a few weeks.

To recap on the past month would take entirely too long. But in a nutshell, my same repetitive cycle of meeting guys that appear to be nice, only to later turn into giant a-holes has continued to hold true, so no worries on that front. The good news is that I'm finally learning a key lesson from all of these douchebags, and that is this.. they're all nice in the beginning! Everyone presents themselves as sweet and a total gentlemen. Insert a slumber party invitation and a handful of overpriced adult beverages from a local establishment, and you've got a whole different ball game my friends. And in this game, the rules are simple. Guys aren't looking for a relationships, and girls always think that they are the exception to the rule, haha.

Yup, not much has changed this year on the guy front. I did meet one particular asshole a few weeks back that I'd sooner let earn 3rd degree burns than waste a drop of my spit or even urine on him to extinguish any flames. And to him, the king of all assholes, all I can say is that karma's a bitch, and this is a small town. No one gets away with speaking to me like that you little prick. :)

Moving right along. January 1 starts a new chapter and I'm hoping for a year of changes, here are more proposed resolutions for the new year.

1) No more using credit cards
2) Starting off the year with my infamous 30 day plan-
3) No going out DT for one month
4) Gym, gym, gym.. and and a little gym on the side.
5) House cleaning my cell phone of loser boys phone #'s.--Lord knows I have enough.

That's a big list, and I'm not sure how well it will stick, but hey' it's worth a shot. Gotta jet to get back to work.

Love your life-
Mel

1 comment:

Cowboy Curtis said...

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!