Well I have to sympathize with the gentlemen for actually having to the go the hospital and admit to the nurses and/or doctors that he did in fact did have the makings of some french fries stuck up his pie hole. That my friend would hands down be the most embarassing moment to experience. Now, what I don't get is the elaborate story he made up to try and cover it up. "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato." Now, if this was the infamously well known card game, I would hae whipped my entire hand down on the table with an overzealous proclamation of Bulllllshit!!
Obviously the guy is the "catcher", and he was apparently too embarassed to admit how he actually got the potato stuck in his hinee, but I think that most everyone capable of reading this can put two and two together and come up with a few scenarios as to how this might have happened. BTW-My mental image of all possible scenarios is rather alarming, my apologies to any of my readers who may have just experienced the same visual imagery that I was fortunate enough to.
And lastly, my favorite line of this article is the last sentence, "But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."--So discreet in fact that your surgery to have a potato removed from your butthole, (sorry a bit unlady-like, i know, but still funny) has now made its way to the world wide web for everyone to read. And ofcourse for me to poke fun (no pun intended) at this potato booty guy, lol. Oh, and also.. who the hell hangs curtains while they are naked?
Love your life-
Mel
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