"It's better to be pissed off, then to be pissed on"

If I do say so myself, sometimes my creativity just spurts so pefectly from my brain cells, that I can't help but give myself a little bit of credit. Point and case, would be the title for this entry. Special thanks to CC for this addition to my archives of useless tyraids.
Total side note before I begin my posting...I'm currently watching this special on The Discovery Channel about than man who has this internal wart disease that has essentially covered his entire body with giant tree limb like growths. By far the absolute most disturbing thing I've ever watched. I wont post pictures b/c it's truly shocking, but if you want to see what I am referring to, click on this link below. I must warn you, the photos are seriously alarming & graphic!! And that is no exaggeration!!
"Tree Man"

Hokay, with that out of my system, let me move onto the reason for this blog. First, the link: "It's better to be pissed off, then to be pissed on!"

Now, first off let me start off by saying that I am by no means an angel. Lord knows I've had my fair share of emptying my bladder in public after having consumed a few too many adult beverages without the proper planning of bathroom breaks. Yeah, it happens, but never ever once have I thought about urinating off of a balcony onto other people. Additionally, if I was a politician, never would I EVER think that this was even remotely a good idea for my political career. I always joke about stuff and say "there goes my political career"... but Jersey City Councilman Steven Lipski really should have been mouthing these words as he "drained his lizard" on the fine folks located directly below the balcony upon which he was standing. But alas, even more fabulous than the fact that he pissed on a group of people is that he has now nobley vouched to "never touch alcohol again." I mean come on, how many of us have had those words come out of our mouth as we lay in a useless state after an evening of over indulgence. I can for surely guarantee that everyone of my loyal readers has spoken that phrase in addition to most of the general population that is over the age of 18. I'm not sure who this guy is kidding. Hey buddy ol' pal Stevie, you got hammered and you urinated on a bunch of people, just fess up to it and move on. BTW-- No one for a second believes that you "spilled your drink." Nice try though, but your cover is blown. On a scale of 1 to 10 for being a moron, this guy is registering in at a solid 12! Congrats for becoming my idiot of the week, and it's only Tuesday.

It's midnight, my scary TV show is over, I'm off to bed.

Peace and hair grease-
Mel :)