"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,"

This is my favorite quote from this article, it was too great not to use it as my title. So, it's been awhile since I've commented on any news articles, although Cowboy Curtis still dilligently sends them to me, so props to him for that :)
Fistly, here's the link for this awesome article:

Man Farts on Police Officer

So, let me understand this, you down a few too many adult beverages, hop into your vehicle after doing so, neglect to flip on your headlights, and eventually get pulled over for driving like an obviously intoxicated moron. So, you receive your miranda righs and a shiny new pair of silver bracelets and get escorted by your new BFF to the local precint. Upon arriving, you are sat down in a chair while waiting for your paperwork to be procesed, and for some reason you decide to get as close as possible to the man who inevitablly seals the fate on your DUI. You then feel it is the most logical plan of attack (no pun intended) and you decide "rip one" directly at the officer as you sit in your chair? Is that what I'm understanding? And better yet, your only reply is, "I couldn't hold it no more," Awesome grammar there buddy, perhaps that why you deem it necessary to "shoot a bunny" directly at the officer who now decides to charge you with battery in addition to your growing wrap sheet.

It's sad to think that this man's vote counts as much as mine does. To you sir, I can only say this, here's your sign, b/c you are an idiot!

P.S. I googled the word "idiot" hoping to find a picture of some pathetic looking person holding an idiot sign, but instead I came across this image, which was equally as appealing and so she is now adorning the pages of The Nutshell. She's probably the smartest person that I know! No joke.



Love your life.
Mel