This news story is fantastic...in a sadistic kind of way. Just try to picture yourself explaning that to any person that saw you without your shirt on, muchless your next girlfriend. Wow. I imagine the conversation would go something like this:
"Um, can you please tell me why you have a 4" scar shaped like an "R" on your abdomen?"...
"Oh, that's easy to explain. I slept with a girl once and never called her again. Her next boyfriend did this to me."
Awkward and Awesome. I love it!
And no article would be complete without a word from Cowboy Curtis...
If it was a man who did it to a woman, he'd be doing 15 to 20 in the state pen.
Defense lawyer James Friedman calls Caban "a good kid" who "exercised poor judgment and got herself into a bad situation."
--Yep, cops see it every day. A kid falls in with the wrong crowd, stops going to Sunday school, next thing you know, they are disfiguring former lovers with makeshift branding irons. But don't worry, HOPE! we can CHANGE! for, and CHANGE! we can HOPE! for, are on the way. Barak Obama won't let you go back to your old life of burning letters into peoples' abdomens.
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