First it was pudding cups, now Gatorade

I'm pretty busy today at work, so I don't have a tremendous amount of time to devote to my usual smart ass sarcasticness that you all know and love but I had to post this one cause it ties in with the pudding cups from last week.
The link:

Cleanup on I-27, Big Gatorade Spill

Hey folks, incase you get hungry and you happen to be parusin' the highways of Florida in the next couple of days, swing by Flager County and pickup some snack packs...although they may be lacking in their pudding-rific appeal at this point, but the idea is still fun. Then swing on over to Weston grab a couple of bottles of Gatorade and Voila! You now have a complete meal for your spur-of-the-moment road trip for slightly inedible snackage.

Okay, so that wasn't all that funny, but I'm operating on little to no sleep, and I'm so hungry I'm about to gnaw off a limb. It's time to go grab some birthday lunch deliciousness. Perhaps I'll revise this blog after lunch.