So here you are driving down Euclid street in Deland on a sunny beautiful Thursday afternoon. As you continue to drive, you near the intersection of Euclid and Orange Ave,, and that's when you see it, every man's fantasy! A topless woman directing traffic! But as luck would have it, this woman isn't nearly as tantalizing as the average person would think from just reading the first couple of lines in the article. Turns out she was also foaming at the mouth, obviously out of her right (and left) mind, and screaming "God told her to do it."... yes all in addition to this she is also directing traffic at said intersection (or atleast making a feeble attempt to.) Obviously, shortly thereafter the cops showed up, took her into a squad car and brought her over to a mental institute where she is currently residing.
So, the full story isn't nearly as humorous as when I first glanced at it. I often have to wonder how do people get to this mental capacity without any of their family members getting an inclination that they might not be well? That makes me sad. I wish I could write something more commical on this, but ultimately that would make me a horrible person, and I try to steer clear of earning that reputation.
So, in order to make mends for posting this, tonight I'll say a prayer for the poor dear, and hope that she receives the help that I do believe she is desperately in need of. Whether it be from God or a skilled psychiatrist, I hope that she is able to turn her life around.
Okay, okay, just one wise remark, and then I'll leave the subject alone. Promise. I wonder if she put on sunscreen before she started stripping at the intersection, otherwise there is a damn good chance that with zero cloud coverage yesterday, that her ta-ta's might be a bit sunkissed today. (Ouch!)
Love your life
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