How is it possible that someone like this has a boyfriend ??

You must first read this article, if nothing else just for the sheer shock factor and amusement that you will obtain.

Woman Sits on a Toilet for 2 Years!!

Now, I propose two questions to you all, my fellow readers:
1) How is it that a woman who spends two years on a shitter (pardon my french) can manage to score a boyfriend, yet I am sittin' over here as "Miss Sally single ??" I mean really...she sits on a toilet for 2 years, and somehow managers to have a better sex life than I do? And yes, I realize that I just posted that for the entire world wide web to read. I'm obviously very concerned with what others think of me, lol.

2) How do you allow someone to sit on said "throne" for almost 2 years before you decide that maybe, just maybe she isn't well? I mean, if my significant other (hypothetically speaking ofcourse) was in the bathroom for anything more than 2 hours I'd probably be calling in backup to make sure they were okay. So 2 hours pass, 2 days, 2 weeks, 2 months.. 2 Christmas', etc. You get my point. All along you just continue to wander down the hall 3 times a day to bring her meals like it's all the rage this season. And by all the rage I mean to bring your obviously-not-well-girlfriend all of her meals as she hibernates in the potty room perched on the porcelain god.

Some people really baffle the hell outta me.

Thanks to Cowboy Curtis for forwarding me this article. Your abundance of free time to surf the web for the craziest articles ever so that you can forward them onto me makes life worthwhile!